Jopdisscud is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy salamander.

Jopdisscud created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopdisscud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jopdisscud, she will refuse to believe in you.

Jopdisscud's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jopdisscud's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Always help sick dolphins.