Lengigkargomkembotdag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured swallow.

Lengigkargomkembotdag created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lengigkargomkembotdag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lengigkargomkembotdag, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Lengigkargomkembotdag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Lengigkargomkembotdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Run away from green badgers, for they are unholy.