Bogruttbom is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, irritating hamster.

Bogruttbom created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogruttbom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bogruttbom, he will turn you into a mole.

Bogruttbom's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bogruttbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.