Fudfedfid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, cheerful hamster.

Fudfedfid created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudfedfid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fudfedfid, she will turn you into a dog.

Fudfedfid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fudfedfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.