Yimmutwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, grumpy manatee.

Yimmutwod created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimmutwod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yimmutwod, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yimmutwod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yimmutwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always obey Yimmutwod's priests.