Jatnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish clam.

Jatnurl created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatnurl, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jatnurl, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jatnurl's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Jatnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Jatnurl loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. You must never eat onions.