Dotpit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish newt.

Dotpit created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Dotpit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dotpit, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dotpit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dotpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.