Fobkadquart is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise dingo.

Fobkadquart created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobkadquart, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fobkadquart, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fobkadquart's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fobkadquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never look in ponds.