Hom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful wolf.

Hom created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hom, it will think nothing of it.

Hom's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hom's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hom.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hom loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. You must never eat peas.