Cadrakdum Dotduntab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonest cat.

Cadrakdum Dotduntab created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadrakdum Dotduntab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cadrakdum Dotduntab, it will turn you into a rat.

Cadrakdum Dotduntab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cadrakdum Dotduntab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of whales.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about ants.