Besthablab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy tapir.

Besthablab created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Besthablab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Besthablab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Besthablab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Besthablab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.