Fagnelkip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless skunk.

Fagnelkip created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fagnelkip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fagnelkip, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fagnelkip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fagnelkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.