Negnutbast is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful armadillo.

Negnutbast created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negnutbast, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Negnutbast, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Negnutbast's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Negnutbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never feed lentils to horses while wearing blue shorts.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.