Negnutbast is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful
armadillo.
Negnutbast created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Negnutbast, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Negnutbast, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Negnutbast's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Negnutbast's Holy Commandments1. Do not run in public.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not wear carbon on your body.
4. Never feed lentils to horses while wearing blue shorts.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.