Vinfasjon is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, happy
slug.
Vinfasjon created Europe four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vinfasjon, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Vinfasjon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Vinfasjon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Vinfasjon's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not laugh in public.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
5. Never mention moths.