Vinfasjon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, happy slug.

Vinfasjon created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinfasjon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vinfasjon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vinfasjon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vinfasjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never mention moths.