Duttithitfas is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, charitable rhinoceros.

Duttithitfas created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Duttithitfas, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Duttithitfas, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Duttithitfas' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Duttithitfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.