Yarrowtar is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered
toad.
Yarrowtar created bats seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yarrowtar, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Yarrowtar, she will turn you into a frog.
Yarrowtar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Yarrowtar's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat cucumbers.
2. Do not dye your hair green.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never go into orange rooms.
5. Do not drink alcohol.