Rawbapyim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate raccoon.

Rawbapyim created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbapyim, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rawbapyim, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rawbapyim's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Rawbapyim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Rawbapyim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat aubergines.