Rowdossbod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, amazing chinchilla.

Rowdossbod created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowdossbod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowdossbod, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rowdossbod's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rowdossbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Rowdossbod on top of all buildings.