Sagdimfarn Nadcatmin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise beaver.

Sagdimfarn Nadcatmin created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagdimfarn Nadcatmin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sagdimfarn Nadcatmin, she will turn you into a snail.

Sagdimfarn Nadcatmin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sagdimfarn Nadcatmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about gravity.