Yimbenkimken is a god.

It takes the form of a small, compassionate chicken.

Yimbenkimken created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimbenkimken, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimbenkimken, it will laugh at you.

Yimbenkimken's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yimbenkimken's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Retreat if seven geese approach from the south.

4. Hide from black doves for they are unholy.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.