Voncudhog is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, moody
hippopotamus.
Voncudhog created a down quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Voncudhog, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Voncudhog, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Voncudhog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Voncudhog's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never write about cell theory.
5. Never sit in the presence of tapirs.