Hitzogpang is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective duck.

Hitzogpang created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitzogpang, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hitzogpang, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hitzogpang's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hitzogpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never eat corn.