Citnanmut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless warg.

Citnanmut created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citnanmut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Citnanmut, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Citnanmut's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Citnanmut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven horses approach from the north.

2. Never wear cyan scarves.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.