Karsancib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome eagle.

Karsancib created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karsancib, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Karsancib, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Karsancib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Karsancib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Never look in ponds.