Jinsidfom Ponnull is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak badger.

Jinsidfom Ponnull created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinsidfom Ponnull, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jinsidfom Ponnull, she will turn you into a rock.

Jinsidfom Ponnull's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Jinsidfom Ponnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Jinsidfom Ponnull loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat bark.