Fotvonceb Volhunmobguthakkenbag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak giraffe.

Fotvonceb Volhunmobguthakkenbag created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotvonceb Volhunmobguthakkenbag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fotvonceb Volhunmobguthakkenbag, he will send you a sign.

Fotvonceb Volhunmobguthakkenbag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fotvonceb Volhunmobguthakkenbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must love Fotvonceb Volhunmobguthakkenbag.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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