Gemcetwab Vilabdid is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish hamster.

Gemcetwab Vilabdid created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemcetwab Vilabdid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gemcetwab Vilabdid, it will turn you into a tree.

Gemcetwab Vilabdid's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gemcetwab Vilabdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Do not make images of living things.