Nanstiktun is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, humorless goblin.

Nanstiktun created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanstiktun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanstiktun, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nanstiktun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nanstiktun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never paint your face pink.
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