Wikbiglen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful manatee.

Wikbiglen created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wikbiglen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikbiglen, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Wikbiglen's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Wikbiglen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Wikbiglen on top of all buildings.