Lopgetbell is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless
wyvern.
Lopgetbell created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lopgetbell, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Lopgetbell, he will turn you into a plant.
Lopgetbell's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Lopgetbell's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not shave your neck.