Vonloopbass is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent cobra.

Vonloopbass created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Vonloopbass, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonloopbass, she will turn you into a mouse.

Vonloopbass' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vonloopbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about gravity.