Bemhotbit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy bird.

Bemhotbit created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemhotbit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bemhotbit, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bemhotbit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bemhotbit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Do not listen to music.