Dunyatlag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive cow.

Dunyatlag created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunyatlag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dunyatlag, she will remove you from existence.

Dunyatlag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dunyatlag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away if three frogs approach from the east.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.