Konpasrip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong owl.

Konpasrip created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konpasrip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Konpasrip, it will turn you into a plant.

Konpasrip's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Konpasrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Konpasrip.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.