Rengontarhun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional sheep.

Rengontarhun created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rengontarhun, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rengontarhun, it will not care.

Rengontarhun's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Rengontarhun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Rengontarhun loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect five tin sculptures of Rengontarhun on top of important buildings.