Daghamsat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, stupid whale.

Daghamsat created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daghamsat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Daghamsat, she will turn you into a duck.

Daghamsat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Daghamsat's Holy Commandments

1. Daghamsat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Daghamsat loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Worship no other gods but Daghamsat.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not stand on grass.