Nuljondincenbest is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonest cat.

Nuljondincenbest created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuljondincenbest, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nuljondincenbest, she will turn you into a goat.

Nuljondincenbest's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nuljondincenbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to grasshopers while wearing fawn shoes.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.