Randubhat Xinhugrull is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, able narwhal.

Randubhat Xinhugrull created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Randubhat Xinhugrull, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Randubhat Xinhugrull, it will jump up and down on your head.

Randubhat Xinhugrull's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Randubhat Xinhugrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.