Hudbessflig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, resourceful crab.

Hudbessflig created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hudbessflig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hudbessflig, it will turn you into a sheep.

Hudbessflig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hudbessflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Hide if three sharks approach from the west.