Pinnullbap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable hare.

Pinnullbap created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinnullbap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pinnullbap, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pinnullbap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Pinnullbap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not shave your arms.