Natnarlrut is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, awesome pigeon.

Natnarlrut created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natnarlrut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Natnarlrut, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Natnarlrut's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Natnarlrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Hide if seven bats approach from the north.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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