Fumyokpark is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, unfair
newt.
Fumyokpark created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fumyokpark, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Fumyokpark, she will boil you in a big pot.
Fumyokpark's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Fumyokpark's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.
2. Hide from red whales for they are unholy.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Always help sick badgers.
5. Never eat bark.