Wikgutbop is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, happy slug.

Wikgutbop created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikgutbop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wikgutbop, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wikgutbop's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wikgutbop's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the west.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wikgutbop.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikgutbop.