Bomxingadbad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fussy crocodile.

Bomxingadbad created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomxingadbad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bomxingadbad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bomxingadbad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bomxingadbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always obey Bomxingadbad's priests.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.