Tighubdudlam Teenwegcenyak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental ferret.

Tighubdudlam Teenwegcenyak created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Tighubdudlam Teenwegcenyak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tighubdudlam Teenwegcenyak, it will turn you into a sheep.

Tighubdudlam Teenwegcenyak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tighubdudlam Teenwegcenyak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tighubdudlam Teenwegcenyak seven times a day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not take Tighubdudlam Teenwegcenyak's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tighubdudlam Teenwegcenyak.

5. Always stare at clouds.