Cedfudfud is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, confident octopus.

Cedfudfud created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedfudfud, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedfudfud, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cedfudfud's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cedfudfud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve capybaras for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.