Pindinquag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying hippopotamus.

Pindinquag created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pindinquag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pindinquag, he will turn you into a tree.

Pindinquag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pindinquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat great tits with great respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about nebulae.