Mipgarmis is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, boastful monkey.

Mipgarmis created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipgarmis, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipgarmis, it will have a low opinion of you.

Mipgarmis' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mipgarmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Mipgarmis on top of all buildings.

5. Hide if eight cats approach from the north.