Canminyog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish wren.

Canminyog created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Canminyog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Canminyog, she will strike you with lightening.

Canminyog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Canminyog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide if six nematodes approach from the north.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.