Dussbanpon is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, cheerful mole.

Dussbanpon created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussbanpon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dussbanpon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dussbanpon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dussbanpon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never wear fawn trousers.